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Cell Free’s the Way to Be

Friday, May 15, 2009

Enough with the iPhones and Blackberries, I’m a firm believer that cell phone-free is the only way to be.
Every once in a while, I like to slip off the radar. Now is one of those times.
I still have my number, I can still check my voicemail, but no text messages. And none of that constant [...]

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“Model” Massacre

Tuesday, March 17, 2009

Hey guys, did you know my friend Pam was in town this weekend? Oh you haven’t met yet? Say hello to Pam D. Monium.

Looks like things got a little chaotic down at the ol’ Top Model try-outs. While I’m not surprised that anything Ty-Ty related would turn totally OOC and OTT, what really surprises [...]

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Sunday Afternoon

Sunday, September 21, 2008

Today I saw the Grim Reaper crossing Houston Street. He looked just like you’d expect: he walked with a cane and a tall black hood which trailed down his back. Plus he carried three white shopping bags.
He walked into FedEx Kinkos.

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Teenagers are Strange

Saturday, September 20, 2008

Last night I was watching some show about high school bullies. Forget kids, teenagers say the darnedest things. Some choice quotes from a kid named Billy (whom everybody hates):
Hobbies: I like watching fights at school.
I’m a gay Nazi that likes to kill retarded kids cats.
And while we’re at it, wisdom from another kid named [...]

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