This is Heather C.

 
Model Nick Kamen, actress Emma Stone, and Leonard DiCaprio, just a few of the famous faces immortalized at the absolutely incredible Star Portraits.

Who knew Matt Dillon and I had, like, so much in common? Roller coasters rule because they are 100% summer and summertime is the best time. Can you dig it?

Tonight Spectacle Theater is showing a documentary “about the mythical Japanese political psych-noise pioneers Les Rallizes Dénudés, the ultimate revolutionary cult band whose bass player was a member of the Japanese Red Army “terrorist group” and part of the faction that hijacked a plane with samurai swords and GOT AWAY WITH IT, [...]

A hilarious reminder from my boy Zach to never post anything about yourself online. Thirty years from now some punk ass kid is going to be laughing at your Friendster page, so you paint as good a picture of yourself as Maurice here: executive by day, wildman by night.
And remember, kids, it’s fun to [...]